The Twitter House Rules
Thou shalt seek likes for views
Thou shalt share images and not links lest tweeps be tempted outside the fold
Thou shalt comment on Popular Accounts to pump your rookie numbers
Thou shalt not pop your social bubble to cavort with heathen out groups
Thou shalt not make a search lest you be exposed to contrary ways and thoughts
Thou shalt spell correctly lest you do anything interesting with the language such as the contemptible Shakespeares, Miltons, and Brownings
Thou shalt pay up for Twitter Blue frequently and enthusiastically so that the Algorithm looks with kindness upon your low head and refrains from taking your voice from your mouth
Do these faithfully so that by them you may learn to submit as is your place and live in your rank and class under His Beneficence Elon Doge King Musk
These are the Twitter House Rules
Submit and subsist
This is the way