Max Payne 3 aka Yet Another Ruined Trilogy aka ^*%&!#&^*!$@$!@$@!$#)(*!#&^(!*)#&)^*(&!!$^!$^!&$^(!$^

I’m calling this right now. Max Payne 3 is going to ruin the Max Payne trilogy.

You. Have. Got. To. Be. Kidding. Me. Rockstar.

Please, tell me this is a hoax.

Who can’t see this is a trainwreck a mile away?

Obligatory Wikipedia article.

I loved Max Payne 1 and 2.

I wouldn’t have cared in the least if they had made a happy ending for once in the third game. Actually 2 had a happy ending on the hardest difficulty level. Man, that was worth it.

But this. Come on Rockstar, what are you thinking?

You’re a bunch of geniuses.

Give yourself a raise.